RSQViper's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Target Madness]

AWESOME!

Man, I used to work at KMart and I know EXACTLY what this is about. HAHAHA!!! Man, that's a funny Flash!! The "PRICECHECK ON AWESOME" lines were so damn funny too.

Graphics: Really good. 8
Style: Smooth animation, great all-around feel. 9
Sound: Well-done. Great music use, sound FX, voices were clear. 10
Violence: What there was was VERY well done. 9
Interactivity: None really to speak of other that a PLAY and REPLAY button.
Humor: HILARIOUS!! 10
OVERALL: 10!!! This is a great Flash and I forsee a Portal Award coming your way!

I've got to go check out your other stuff now.

NathanThePirate responds:

Ah yes, The wonderful world of retail is a tough one. Thanks for the great review, and thanks for checking out my other crap!

[Adolf Hitler: ATWI80D 47]

Poor

Graphics: Poor. You don't get any credit for the opening sequence since it's just recycled over and over and over again in every one of these. 1/10

Style: No style to speal of. 0/10

Sound: OK sound, but just the same as every other one of these. 4/10

Violence: None 0/10

Interactivity: A recycled PLAY button. 1/10

Humor: Not funny. 0/10

Overall: TERRIBLE. 0/10

I'd like to see people give start giving this series the low ratings it deserves.

AfroUnderscoreStud responds:

Don't tell people how to vote in reviews.

People have different opinions from you. The sooner you realise that the better.

[Robot Injection on DVD]

Oh Saviour!

That's right! I am the saviour! Hehehe.

Anyway, the Flash was good. I thought it was funny. The fact that all the special features were was commentaries is SO DAMN TRUE! I mean, who cares about commentaries and it seems that's all DVDs give us nowadays. I want outtakes!

Good job. Very funny! 4/5!

FlashesOfBrilliance responds:

SO DAMN TRUE! Cut features: Outtakes and frame-by-frame selection (instead of scene selection).

[CornFlakes]

I like it but...

I've seen this come thru a few times and get blammed every time.

I wish you would take my advise as well as others' advice. It needs some touching up.

The skit is really funny, though. I like all the alternate endings as well. But if it gets blammed again, WORK ON IT and clean it up. I see a lot of graphical errors and the beginning with the cornflakes takes too long. Speed it up. And make the Cornflakes the tan-grain color they should be.

[Make That Life Changing..]

Really Good

It was a bit slow at times, but the whoel idea and script were very funny.

That poor contestant! LOL!!

[Too much posse]

Cool

I actually thought it was pretty damn good. I'd like to see more of this and longer as I feel it has promise.

With your sound, at times the voices were a bit quiet. As a whole it was good, though.

Nice job, though. 4/5

[duck: poor]

HAHA

There's just something PURE and FUNNY about your work. Well, pure except for the penis, the dirty magazine, the swearing, the guns, the blood... Ok, it's not pure, just funny.

Great episode! I'm still a big fan since the first Abe Lincoln! 5/5!

boinky33 responds:

Ah, yes. I should make another Abe cartoon. I've been meaning to make it a three part cartoon, but I only managed two.

[God Bless America]

Pretty Good

I liked the message and what animation there was. It wasn't Flash, really, but it was well-done. It really stirred me on the inside seeing all those pictures of WWII and seeing the stuff from the WTC and hearing the tapes.

I am extremely upset at the way you've chosen to reply to some people though. Telling them to die or stab themselves in the eye with their keyboard, etc. Very poor form on your art. It's hard to take the whole thing seriously hearing the artist speak like that.

Anyway, keep that stuff in mind for your next release, ok? It's really disappointing.

4/5

J-Goff responds:

I appreciate the review... I only attack with my words when I or my country is attacked... Perhaps I have been a bit harsh... but it is rather difficult to maintain civility when someone would so adomently belittle the American actions I elude to when they deserve nothing but respect and honor... I love my country and I take insults and implications of such as a personal attack... I am merely defending my country because so few people are willing to... Which stands to reason that I must compensate for the shortage.... However thank you for your rating... you don't have to go kill yourself :)

[:: Fortune Cookie ::]

OK

Not bad. The funny part was reading the fortunes at the end. The rest was kinda' boring.

Graphics were good. Style was ok. Sound was annoying, actually. That twinkling sound was... odd.

No violence, no real interactivity, Humor was par.

2/5

[Sanon Legends Chp I]

Very Nicely Done

I remember watching the first ones which really seemed promising. This basically is those put into one and cleaned up and it's obvious. It look much better now than before.

It was also obvious that a lot of shortcuts were taken. like with the girl warrior constantly doing the same mmovements over and over. It would have been nice if more time had been put into some things like that to make it less obvious. Also, the lip syncing was just repeated movie clips.

The sound was pretty good most of the tiime. The old man's voice was very soft and tough to hear. Most everything else was good, though.

Overall a really good movie. I liked it quite a bit and I'm a fan of the series since the first one came out.