RSQViper's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[The Real World: Part 2]

Really Good

This is a great claymation. I reviewed Part 1 a long time ago and I went back over my reviews and realised I never saw this one.

It has now been quite some time since part 2 came out. Is there ever going to be a part 3?

DarksbaneTheDog responds:

Hey, thanks a lot man.

Haha, yeah, actually I've held off on Part 3 on quite a while and I really dunno when it'll be filmed.
I'm really getting into flash though..so we'll see!

Thanks for the review.
-Darkbane

[GAY SHIT 20]

BLEH

Every time one of these gets through the portal I die a little bit on the insade and my view on humanity decreases a little more as well.

I don't understand what this is supposed to represent. They are all basically the same and serve no purpose. It's not fun, it's not funny, it has no style to speak of and it's poorly drawn every time.

This is a 0/5 Flash and deserves no higher from anyone.

TheSoulMan responds:

Get a profile picture, faggot.

[Target Madness]

AWESOME!

Man, I used to work at KMart and I know EXACTLY what this is about. HAHAHA!!! Man, that's a funny Flash!! The "PRICECHECK ON AWESOME" lines were so damn funny too.

Graphics: Really good. 8
Style: Smooth animation, great all-around feel. 9
Sound: Well-done. Great music use, sound FX, voices were clear. 10
Violence: What there was was VERY well done. 9
Interactivity: None really to speak of other that a PLAY and REPLAY button.
Humor: HILARIOUS!! 10
OVERALL: 10!!! This is a great Flash and I forsee a Portal Award coming your way!

I've got to go check out your other stuff now.

NathanThePirate responds:

Ah yes, The wonderful world of retail is a tough one. Thanks for the great review, and thanks for checking out my other crap!

[Adolf Hitler: ATWI80D 47]

Poor

Graphics: Poor. You don't get any credit for the opening sequence since it's just recycled over and over and over again in every one of these. 1/10

Style: No style to speal of. 0/10

Sound: OK sound, but just the same as every other one of these. 4/10

Violence: None 0/10

Interactivity: A recycled PLAY button. 1/10

Humor: Not funny. 0/10

Overall: TERRIBLE. 0/10

I'd like to see people give start giving this series the low ratings it deserves.

AfroUnderscoreStud responds:

Don't tell people how to vote in reviews.

People have different opinions from you. The sooner you realise that the better.

[Robot Injection on DVD]

Oh Saviour!

That's right! I am the saviour! Hehehe.

Anyway, the Flash was good. I thought it was funny. The fact that all the special features were was commentaries is SO DAMN TRUE! I mean, who cares about commentaries and it seems that's all DVDs give us nowadays. I want outtakes!

Good job. Very funny! 4/5!

FlashesOfBrilliance responds:

SO DAMN TRUE! Cut features: Outtakes and frame-by-frame selection (instead of scene selection).

[duck: poor]

HAHA

There's just something PURE and FUNNY about your work. Well, pure except for the penis, the dirty magazine, the swearing, the guns, the blood... Ok, it's not pure, just funny.

Great episode! I'm still a big fan since the first Abe Lincoln! 5/5!

boinky33 responds:

Ah, yes. I should make another Abe cartoon. I've been meaning to make it a three part cartoon, but I only managed two.

[God Bless America]

Pretty Good

I liked the message and what animation there was. It wasn't Flash, really, but it was well-done. It really stirred me on the inside seeing all those pictures of WWII and seeing the stuff from the WTC and hearing the tapes.

I am extremely upset at the way you've chosen to reply to some people though. Telling them to die or stab themselves in the eye with their keyboard, etc. Very poor form on your art. It's hard to take the whole thing seriously hearing the artist speak like that.

Anyway, keep that stuff in mind for your next release, ok? It's really disappointing.

4/5

J-Goff responds:

I appreciate the review... I only attack with my words when I or my country is attacked... Perhaps I have been a bit harsh... but it is rather difficult to maintain civility when someone would so adomently belittle the American actions I elude to when they deserve nothing but respect and honor... I love my country and I take insults and implications of such as a personal attack... I am merely defending my country because so few people are willing to... Which stands to reason that I must compensate for the shortage.... However thank you for your rating... you don't have to go kill yourself :)

[Adolf Hitler: ATWI80D 46]

Better

This is certainly better than that other Hilter drivel.

I thank you for screwing up the series that plagues NG.

Ms-Sly responds:

There was little innovation over the last forty, yes forty, variants. Even the latest Special Edition 4: Green Score made light of the growing popularity of its blandness.

Thanks for watching RSQViper.

[fguck you]

What?

This can't be right. That's it?

Where's the rest? This is no good, man, it's unfinished.

The graphics are really good, but just having a clock face shouldn't be good enough to get this through. If it is, then shame on NG.

I'd like to see a finished Flash from you as it looks promising.

0/5

HurleyLock responds:

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/314951

There ya go.

[UnaPalabra]

Just OK

The song was pretty boring and drolling. It was ok in the fact that it fit the Flash itself, though.

The graphics were very plain. The drawing you used at the end was good, though, but the animation on it was done badly. What I mean by that is, when you moved something, you left its ghost behind it, so where it was became a blank spot on the drawing. That is poor animation.

There were some cool effects you used with the lines. I actually thought it would have been better if you just used the lines and the drawing at the end.

Some effects you used were very odd. Like the jumping around of that paragraph. That was really bad and annoying. It got in the way more than helped your movie.

This was just a PAR movie, but effort went into it and I hope to see you improve. I'm pretty sure it will pass judgement as well as it is somewhat original and shows a promising artist behind it.

2/5, work hard and improve. Learn from this Flash.

newtalonhardin responds:

:-D Thank you very much for the detailed review...With that in mind, I am sure i will do better.