RSQViper's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[El Emigrante: Pinata Co2]

No 4?

Well, I honestly think you're expectations for this series is way too high if you keep pumping them out like this. I just don't feel these are "4" material. They are slow, low on jokes, stereotypical and repetative.

The graphics are quite good, I'll give you that, but you need substance, man and you're really missing the boat. The series as it stands is somewhat solid and is winning you daily awards at a good pace and that is nothing to be ashamed of at ALL.

If I were you, I'd take what i have learned so far in this series and add to it. Make the beginnings not drag like this one did. Add more jokes. This one had two or three in it that weren't used in your previous Flashes. Otherwise, move on to a new series, but be sure to take what you've learned with you to avoid the same mistakes that have been made.

Congrats on another daily and keep your head up. You show promise. That's for sure. You've already accomplished more than most on NG.

[Skinny Rich White Girls]

Hadn't Seen This One

Oddly enough you probably hit the nail right on the head with this one as I would imagine this is EXACTLY what skinny rich white chicks are like.

Funny voices and script. "Hello? Donald?"

[Throwback the Duck Ep. 1B]

*sigh*

Great graphics, but more poor story. That whole beginning was really, REALLY annoying with the kid attacking everything then pulling an Ace Ventura and going to sleep on the telephone.

Th evoice acting from the duck was bad still, but whoever did the cat BUBSY is a good actor and does the character well so that's good to see. But, he didn't actually seem panicked with the whole assassination attempt which was odd.

Anyway, I am still hoping this series picks up in the writing department so it can become more than just mildly funny (which is being nice) and hand out some good laughs.

Also, new upload limit is 10Megs. Both Aand B should have been able ot fit into one upload, so that's something to think about next time. Plus, a popular series or artist is just an email away to Wade to allow a full upload larger than the allowed limit.

Best of luck!

[Throwback the Duck Ep. 1A]

Yowza

This movie could be great because of the graphics alone. The artist is absolutely awesome without question and the animation was smooth. There was quite a bit of not using legs to walk and limited FBF, but thta is totally understandable with limited animators and with graphics this beautiful.

But... the writing is not very good. The setting is a cool idea, but flat jokes and bad acting just killed the whole thing for me. I'd love to see someone else pick up the pen and write this. It would easily be #1 on NG, I feel with a good and funny writer.

Best of luck on future episodes. I honestly wish this one was better. (And get a new Throwback actor, he's terrible)

[Apples & Bananas Remake]

GLASH!!

Awesome lip syncing, man. You're getting great at it. This movie had everything. Well, almost everything, anyway. I think it was missing some good ol' fashion glash! Put some glash in your next Flash, m'kay?

Seriously, it was funny and I've seen your other one that this is a remake of and you have come a long way, Mr Davis.

OMG 1337 F1@5H!! 5!!

boinky33 responds:

GLASH YOU LIKE IT!

[Samurai Fight v.2]

Not Bad

Certainly could be better with some speeding up, background music (not too loud) and some sound FX.

But this is pretty good. Just add to it to make it better and you'll actually have a really good little Flash here.

[Not Funnie]

Patty Mayonaise is a F***ING DIRTY TRAMP!!!!

That dirty skank Patty gave Quail Man AIDS!?!?! BITCH!!!

The movie was funny. The ideas you come up with are so off the friggin' wall, man. Very enjoyable movie(s) as you never know what's coming.

And, dude. Get ahold of me so we can rock NG's socks off.

Rock on with the 5!

boinky33 responds:

Yeah, the script you sent me last is good so just start recording now. Contact me to tell me what voices you are doing.

[El Emigrante Cactus Part2]

Kinda' Flat

The Flash was made pretty good, but the pace was really slow. The jokes weren't that great, but I did like the dog peeing on him.

Also, why did you split these up? They are short and under 650 Kb each. Kinda' weird...

Another oddity: 1st episode he was on the same side as the guards and went to the other side. Then, this episode he came BACK over? Which side is Mexico and why would he cross twice?

Anyway, decent job. The drawings are smooth, but I'd really like to see more work on the jokes and storyline.

Good Luck!