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Well, it didn't make tons of sense, but I feel like that was sort of the point. At least I HOPE that was the point...
Anyway, there were some funny parts. Like his email being murders and the fact his head reflected lights. Like the stop light was really pretty funny. Dumping aspirin on a dead guy was also a laugh.
You also had very clean if not somewhat simple graphics. It suited the Flash well.
Nice job.
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This is a massively ENGLISH website.
My advise to you would be to either do this in English or have English subtitles.
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Well, this was awful.
It would be nice if you actually put effort and made a Flash instead of cramming this tripe into the portal.
Animate something. Make it fun or funny. Make it DECENT. You can have a positive effect on Newgrounds, but your crew seems to not want to go that route with Flash like this.
Change it all. Change it all for the better.
Author's Response:
i talked 2 will smith about that, he said no
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It wasn't bad. Certainly passable.
My suggestion is to leave the dead bodies and not remove them.
You also had some issue where the sticks would change color?
Anyway, it was alright. Too short and pointless, though.
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That was not too bad. You spelled "faggot" wrong, though.
Anyway, it was short, to the point and had a laugh.
Not bad for a short.
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From beginning to end it was entertaining, even the slower parts were entertaining.
Also, from the 1st Episode to the 3rd they were SO different. Thinking you were going to build from one to the next was insane because you definitely didn't from 2 to 3. Not that I mind.
Ep 3 was so strange, but it was funny to see him use a portal gun.
Nice job on animating sucky drawings well!
Author's Response:
:D
Thanks!
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I beat that bastard in 7 steps. He got what he deserved!!! How dare he go after the Southern French Wine Regions! I also like how you have what he will destroy on a random AS. He goes after tiny dogs, capitalism, Tom Fulp, etc. Nice touch.
I think the combination of a popular/fun character and a fun game was good fun. This is a game I haven't seen much on NG, either so it was cool to play. It looked great and played very well.
I did run into an oddity when I hit play one time from the preloader. I hit it and it went to a black, blank screen. I had to right-click and play to get it going again. Possibly because I hit the button too soon?
Anyway, fun game, nice job!
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Well, I don't know what that was, but I was entertained.
The graphics were really good for sure, you had a good theme and stuck with it as well.
I'd say something about the storyline, but... I'm scared.
Author's Response:
You better be scareddd
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Well, this had some great comedy as simple as it was.
As far as I'm concerned it's funnier, much funnier, than Metal Gear Awesome 2. It was a nice change after watching that.
Nice job!
Author's Response:
Thanks, but Egoraptor is still the awesomest awesome
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The animation was pretty good, but I didn't laugh one time thru the whole thing. The very end when he had to figure out the 2nd controller part was the only sightly entertaining part of this movie.
Additionally, you used the "F" word a little too much and completely needlessly.
The word "fuck" doesn't make things funny.
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